Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My bed smells like the plague
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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