I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
