So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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