Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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