Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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