even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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