IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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