So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
