your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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