i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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