so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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