ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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