I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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