last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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