I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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