Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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