You just made me feel so damn special
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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