I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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