What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I want a musical about memes.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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