Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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