lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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