i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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