But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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