so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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