Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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