So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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