he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
ugly people sure do ruin things
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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