I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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