After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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