Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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