i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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