we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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