one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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