I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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