So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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