actually, I'm a sock model
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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