Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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