Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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