Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
