I feel like I'm in dance class right now
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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