Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
The adults are the big ones right?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
