I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
be right there i have to get my cape
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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