If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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