So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
