what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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