Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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