well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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