I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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