if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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