Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
