Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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