Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I intend to get homeless drunk
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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