So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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