i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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