I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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